Today a major oil slick from the Macondo Prospect will probably make landfall below New Orleans.
You do not know it, but I am not really a professor — I am a landman from Pointe Coupée. I have worked in various branches of the oil and gas industry and my clients have included Halliburton, Enron, and Entergy.
It is the last day of April and I have not yet made my April Fool’s joke, but I am not joking, and you are a May Cat.
The oil slick is covering all the nice porpoises in the Gulf, and this weekend we shall not sing.