Not only do we teach more classes and do it in worse conditions than many, and have more fun in life — we also have more interesting students than almost anyone.
Student #1 had a father, recently deceased.
Professor Zero: What did he do in life?
Student: He was a coyote.
Student #2 had a grandmother, recently deceased. She lived in New Orleans, Louisiana and practiced voodoo. The family has tattoos of the loas. They have been here since the early 19th century at least.
Do you see why I say living here is not entirely like living in some other parts of the United States?